A goof; A person who is highly irritating and generally irrelevant. The word itself can be used to replace other curse words while still conveying profanity in a more affable manor.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.