The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
by Firelovesugar April 09, 2011
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
by Matt Spouse February 02, 2011
1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
2) New nickname for losers.
3) The act of sucking.
1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.
2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.
3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
by ThatJerkOverThere January 02, 2012
A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
by [Enter Clever Pseudonym Here] November 27, 2011
-15 year old singer who sounds like a 10 year old
-One of his songs is Baby, the song that made him famous
-Often called a fag,dumbass.
-One of his songs is Baby, the song that made him famous
-Often called a fag,dumbass.
by EpicGuy7130 January 14, 2015
the worst singer ever. his music sounds completely ridiculous, got into it with tom brady stating that he stole it from him, but in reality, a 35 year old quarterback has more rights to the haircut then him. he has a high pitch voice, he thinks he can dance but really just dances like a faggot. no originality in his songs due to just being about selena gomez. in fact why did i say he? justins gender is unknown. they claim justin is a he but i don't believe it. hes a pop singer that really isn't good along with lady gaga, kesha, katy perry, etc. i don't like pop music because of him and these contributors. and i could go on and on but this has to end.
by SwiftyBSpydar July 02, 2011
A perfect example of the problems facing modern society, Justin Bieber should be thrown down an inescapable hole in the ground containing the world's supply of paedophiles. This will eliminate two problems at once. No longer will the earth be plagued by this, what I strongly suspect is the often unheard true first horseman of the apocalypse - Bieber feaver. While sating the urges of otherwise dangerous people, and since Justin Bieber will never hit puberty, he will be a continuing source of satisfaction for them until such a time that eugenics can rid the world of "the Paedo gene". Or we could kill him.
Justin Bieber: (inaudible high pitch screeching)
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
8 year old girl: YEEEEYYY! Be my first Justin!
Normal person: God, where's the Taliban when you need
them?
by The Cockney Reaper January 15, 2011