his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world
Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding
Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding
Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
by NorthParkLOL November 07, 2011
A 12 year old boy that has yet to hit puberty. Girls go crazy for him. They are dropping ovaries faster than his own balls are dropping.
by milkster23 October 08, 2013
Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 13, 2012
A cock sucking fagot who thinks he can sing, but he can't at all. All of his songs go "ooh baby, ooh baby" and the only reason he is probably saying that is cause he is getting ass fucked. He is one of the worst things ever to happen to music along with The Naked Brothers Band, Hannah Montana (whore), Big Time Rush (more like big flaming fagots) and almost everything else from Disney or Nickelodeon.
Dumbass Girl: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?
Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?
Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!
Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?
Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!
Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
by Ricky and Cleatus December 30, 2010
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
by Idiots in Motion May 16, 2013
A female breed of Canadian parasite that feeds off of the cells of humans, typically teenage girls and the occasional homeless man. Being the only member of its species, it cannot reproduce due to participating in homosexuality. It also is doomed to permanently remain in its primary stage of development, never evolving to its adult form.
"A Justin Bieber has been spotted. Turn off all radio stations and remove all J.B. posters from your stereotypical teenage daughter's walls - it is armed with crappy music."
by jugglablepotato23 December 03, 2013
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad May 27, 2011