A jug headed ass munch who thinks he is the smartest man of all time. He sits down when he pees. His penis is the size of a Vienna Sausage.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.