That guy was such a dick on the phone that I gave him a side of Bustard instead of ranch.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

when little Joanie accidently queefed whilst sitting in the front seat of her schoolbus, the loud noise startled Ronald Nesster the 48yr old bus driver. This violation of Ronalds very firm "no noise while on the bus rule" promptly got Joanie kicked off the bus. "what a bustard!" Joanie told her friends later at lunch.

Bustard is the Combination of these two peps.

Buster
Some dude who is willing to sell his friend short for personal gain.

and

Bastard
One who makes life difficult.

That bustard keeps annoying the driver with retarded questions.

"bustards can't change their bustard ways"
"arr matee, she's a bustard"

While we were eating dinner, she excused herself to go to the bathroom, so I shot bustard all over her cheeseburger.