A busslut is a slang term used to denote a slut. Usually, a busslut is white, male, and obsessed with Australia. He watches anime too much and tries to act cool around the girls he likes because he usually has fifteen girlfriends at the same time. A busslut is always looking for more girlfriends. He has so many pimples that you can play connect-the-dots on his face. Bussluts tend to say lel as a way of fitting in. Some bussluts border simp territory, spending all day on the Internet and playing Rocket League.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.