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Noun. Group name for any number of Raccoons above 3.
Me - “Hey look at that meeting of Raccoons, there was only two before”
Friend - “that’s more than a meeting mate, that’s a Business of TrashPandas Now”

Me - “Huh?”
Friend - “any more than three makes a business, and they’re making big plans by the look of ‘em”
by TheHornyFarmer March 06, 2019
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What college students study when they want a college degree but don't want a college education.
Jill: "Hey Tom, what's your major?"

Tom: "Business!"

Jill: "Why the hell are you majoring in business?!"

Tom: "Because I want to graduate having no unique skills, no well-rounded education, and no working liver!"
by Non educatus sum February 11, 2010
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Biz-ness. Meaning cool or legit.
Joe: I just aced my biology final.
Steve: Business.
by imabison August 31, 2010
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Bowel or urinal relief by a dog in a permitted location
I took my big dog out so he could do his business by lifting his leg on that tree

Muffy goes out every morning to do her business in front of the neighbor's house
by JoJoh October 22, 2006
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1. to get things done
2. a place of business
1. you need to take care of business or your fish is gonna die
2. i work in the family business
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opposite of life. if you are in it, you should most definitely kill yourself.


look at the italics. there, i said it.
a quote about "business":

"By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing, kill yourself. Thank you, thank you. Just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they'll take root. I don't know. You try. You do what you can. Kill yourselves. Seriously though, if you are, do. No really, there's no rationalization for what you do, and you are Satan's little helpers, OK? Kill yourselves, seriously. You're the ruiner of all things good. Seriously, no, this is not a joke. "There's gonna be a joke coming..." There's no fucking joke coming, you are Satan's spawn, filling the world with bile and garbage, you are fucked and you are fucking us, kill yourselves, it's the only way to save your fucking soul. Kill yourself, kill yourself, kill yourself now. Now, back to the show.

"You know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar, that's a big dollar, a lot of people are feeling that indignation, we've done research, huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scumbags, quit putting a godamn dollar sign on every fucking thing on this planet!"

- Bill Hicks -
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