Top definition
Bush Monkey
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.
Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
{Methius addictivius}
A Bush Monkey is commonly found in the southern parts of the U.S such as Alabama and Arkansas. Bush monkeys are characterized by their addictions to methamphetamine, opiates and in most cases shady demeanor. They spend most of their time scavenging for scrap metal and hiding in the bushes outside your house to connect to your wifi and take anything that isn't tied down.
Not to be confused with the northern term Porch Monkey.
God dammit man I think we have a bush monkey outside! Quick disconnect the wifi and lock the fuckin doors
by Cg420 December 12, 2016
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
5
The name given to a someone who conceals themselves with shrubbery in unfamiliar territory, then grabs and rapes unsuspecting persons walking nearby, i.e. bush whacking
Jaque: "Carlito I'm going to go bush monkey over near Caitlyn's house, wanna come?
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush
by YEETITO November 10, 2015