The act of mounting your significant other on a wall, restraining their limbs with HDMI cables and ramming a smoldering hot stick repeatedly into their anus and/or vagina while screaming random bullshit (also known as "the Fire TV Stick").
"i gave my wife the gary busey and now she gets all the channels
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
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The condition in which someone has eyes with minds of their own and separate from the other eye. This includes one eye blinking (not in a wink either), one eye looking around while the other stays still, and obnoxious lazy eyes. Made famous by actor and trainwreck, Gary Busey. A sign of a crazy person.
Joe- Did you see the new history teacher?
Bill- Yes, she is beyond crazy and creepy.
Joe- I know. She has a wicked case of Gary Busey eyes.
by Betty AM May 05, 2011
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A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert July 18, 2005
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Noun.

1) The drunk tank. Named for Gary Busey, whose recidivist alcoholism has earned him frequent membership there.
2) Also known in parts of Toronto as "The Harrington Suite" or "Harrington Arms Hotel", for similar behaviour by Joel Harrington.

"Staying in the Busey Suite"

Verb. Intr.
1) To be picked up by the police for public intoxication and having to spend the night in police custody to sober up.
"I drank so much last night that the police picked me up and I spent a night in the Busey Suite."
by deliciousbrains August 12, 2009
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