The definition of Bus Driver traces it routes to Mexican folklore, where parents told their child if they did not behave, an angry short chubby gringo would steal (or molest) their souls. In modern times, this term has been relegated to a specific bus dispatcher. He is prone to unnecessary and disturbing conversations. Usually these involve a misunderstanding of his job, sticking it to the man, smoke-stacks, non-work related fluids (penetrating oil, or gallons of rum), and the boasting of extremely durable items that are not actually durable. The purpose of these conversations is to avoid work, or to one up another's story. This leads to a series of unsupportable fallacies. Examples are part-time diabetes, and laptops stronger than stone. Prolonged exposure to this individual may lead to turrets like blurting of random words and noises. In rare instances, this may escalate to feline AIDS.

an person who repeatedly throws an individual(s) under the bus.

An individual of greater skill, knowledge, or talent who unambigiously dominates over an individual or group. A bus driver is so named because he/she takes everyone to school (See "Schooled").

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

A bunch of bad mothers that basically take everyone to school.

lesbian; a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women; typically a butch dyke with a mullet

Hitting a female so hard their weave falls off.