An alarmingly high level of intoxication, such that despite being dressed in a business suit, the individual sleeps outside at an urban area bus stop. In many instances the individual will awaken the next day with unexplained pain, bruises, and short term memory lapses.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.