When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)
Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.
by SunshineZombieGirl March 21, 2018
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A burrito consumed after really good sex, typically eaten between the hours of 1 and 3 am
Dude I just ate a hella good Victory Burrito after fucking that bitch.
by catboi200 March 15, 2019
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When you’re about to fuck and you don’t have condoms on hand but there’s a tortilla in the pantry.
“Oh shit I don’t have any condoms on me” - Chick
“Don’t worry, I got some tortillas in the pantry - we’re about to Virginia Burrito this” - Dude
by notsjolie April 09, 2021
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Masturbating into a microwaved tortilla wrap until ejaculation occurs, wrapping it up like a burrito and serving it to an enemy
'Din!' Announced Rogle, 'I just made a wank burrito and serving it to Dennis with his pepper coffee!'
by RogleDin December 12, 2018
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When a couple gives each-other oral in less that 10 minutes since you ate burritos.
boyfriend - so you want to swap burritos?
girlfriend - it might make me puke
boyfriend - thats ok
by RAZONBRAND September 26, 2014
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When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!
by EVVONYY October 31, 2017
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