When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.
"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"
by Zak Baggs July 24, 2013
Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.
Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!
Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!
by toastyburrito December 1, 2015
by katie_fuckkkker February 23, 2006
When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.
I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.
by aldini-thegreat September 25, 2016
The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.
Getting hit by a burrito.
Getting hit by a burrito.
Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.
He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
by burritoed November 30, 2005
A complete failure, usually wasting money and time. Can also mean two things that really don't go well together.
Definition 1:
Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"
Definition 2:
"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
Person 1:"What are the boys doing?"
Person 2: "They are Burrito Nandosing it and waiting in line for 3 hours to buy a lifetime supply of toilet roll"
Definition 2:
"Person 1:Mourinho has just joined Spurs."
Person 2:Mourinho at Spurs? Sounds like a Burrito Nandos to me mate."
by C4PT41NK4N3 March 16, 2020
A chain of restaraunts based in Marion, NC which features a mascot "Eddie" who edits himself into a variety of photos for promotional purposes. The chain has a cult like following who approach each other and say "eddie burrito?". If you don't respond "pretty good forever" you may be kicked in the testicles. This is know as getting the "Eddie Burrito" and has also been known as the "Taco Farmer".
Dude, we just left from eating and I saw Justin. I said "Eddie Burrito" and he just stared at me so I gave him the old Eddie Burrito and kicked him in the balls
by Taco Farmer January 15, 2011