The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.

Getting hit by a burrito.
Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.

He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
by burritoed November 30, 2005
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When one male is having anal with another male and then shits on his dick leading up to a grand finishing move of getting their dick stomped repeatedly.
I broke-up with my old boyfriend because I walked in on another man shitting on his dick, out of anger I stomped on his dick repeatedly and ran; He got Burrito Stomped.- NW, Aldini-thegreat, DG.
by aldini-thegreat September 24, 2016
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A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.
Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.
by The TCC April 22, 2020
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When you like something or dont like something
"I burrito that hot guy"
"Ewwww..... no burrito"
by katie_fuckkkker February 22, 2006
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The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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A chain of restaraunts based in Marion, NC which features a mascot "Eddie" who edits himself into a variety of photos for promotional purposes. The chain has a cult like following who approach each other and say "eddie burrito?". If you don't respond "pretty good forever" you may be kicked in the testicles. This is know as getting the "Eddie Burrito" and has also been known as the "Taco Farmer".
Dude, we just left from eating and I saw Justin. I said "Eddie Burrito" and he just stared at me so I gave him the old Eddie Burrito and kicked him in the balls
by Taco Farmer January 15, 2011
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Will Cotter, aka Beef Burrito, is the greatest, hairiest, sweatiest Volleyball player to walk this earth.
by MUHS Student Section November 17, 2013
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