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When a person and/or animal belches into the orifice of another person and that person continues to swallow that burp. If lucky, it is followed by violent vomiting onto the partners face and lower extremities. On more than one occasion it will lead to a massive orgy
"my girlfriend offered to slob my donger, but i recommended a burpjob instead."
"while my baby sister was sleeping, i snuck in her crib and gave her a quick burpjob before i passed out."
"while my baby sister was sleeping, i snuck in her crib and gave her a quick burpjob before i passed out."
by dilf king June 22, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018