A high school with approximately 2,500 students situated in Burnside, Christchurch. Although it holds the most intelligent students in New Zealand, there are also multiple druggies and a shit soundcloud rapper called Nice Flaco. Look out for the basic white bitches. The principal has a cabbage tree fetish and cares more about cabbages and rocks than an actual education. He smiles constantly as he is always high on cabbage weed.
Person 1: I'm excited to go to Burnside High School, it's gonna be really good!

Basic white bitch: Oh yea, come wear airpods with us and sit around with the druggies at the Lower Fields

The elitists of the school: If we lose to Christ's College in the programming competition we'll get detention, no worries, they're absolute shit.

The SMP kids: Aw man, the practice rooms are locked again...
by where's the tea September 01, 2019
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