The old family game of attaching 12 inches of toilet paper in the crack of your ass and downing a beer before it burns up. With one hand tied up, you give a light up cue to your assistant at the same time as putting the bottle or can to your mouth. Once COMPLETELY empty the beer container can be dropped and your hand is free to relieve your behind of the licking flames.

Dropping pounds like a fat mad man on the treadmill or another intense activity.

If you are drunk and eat too much spicy food, and your ass is burning the next days.

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

burns my ass to be highly annoyed or pissed off

when a very good looking woman leaves a place of buisness wearing tight jeans turns to walk out and all the employes are staring at her ass!

what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds