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A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 18, 2010
Jun 4 Word of the Day
The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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Burnetts Vodka
Fuck man lets get some burnys tonight
We go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state
We go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state
by callmedaddy32 December 12, 2009
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Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"
Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator April 18, 2011
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As the gang members approached, their bravado and shining eyes told me that they had been heavy into the burny before this meeting.
by Alfred Thomas September 30, 2003
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Ignorant people that celebrate their ignorance buy setting things on fire that they don't understand.
Torches, barns, witches, crosses, books, flags, Nikola Tesla's Lab. etc.
ie. - We were minding our own business when some Burny's rode up on horses. They told us they "don't like gays", then they lit my rainbow sticker on fire and took off!
ie. - We were minding our own business when some Burny's rode up on horses. They told us they "don't like gays", then they lit my rainbow sticker on fire and took off!
by zothepeacemaker May 23, 2013