The text you receive after an associate or relative breaks up with a significant other asking you not to communicate with that party anymore.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

an official statement issued by one intelligence agency to other agencies. It states that an individual or a group is unreliable for one or more reasons or purposes. This is essentially a directive for the recipient to disregard or "burn" all information derived from that individual or group.

when a physician (often a urologist) notifies a patient that they have contracted an STD.

Getting dumped by your significant other, usually with no prior indication things were about to end.

A note left on ones front door of their residence, much like an eviction notice. This is more extreme, however, as the succeeding event invoves the residence being subject to arsen.

An exclamation used to imply that one has just been insulted.