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When having sex with a girl (preferably anal) right before you blow your load pull your dick out leaving the condom inside and then jerk off in the shape of an "X" over her opening so the next hungry pirate can find your buried treasure
so i was banging your mom and i found your dads buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
i gaped your moms ass really wide so i could reach in and steal her buried treasure
by happy wood January 09, 2009
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
The yet-to-be burnt weed found at the bottom of a deep bowl, usually covered by layers of ash.
You brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.
A pleasant surprise, indeed.
You brush off/dump out the top layers of burnt weed to reveal still-potent marijuana.
A pleasant surprise, indeed.
Man, I think it's kicked.
--Not at all, my friend. We've still got this Buried Treasure!
Oh yea, good shit!
--Not at all, my friend. We've still got this Buried Treasure!
Oh yea, good shit!
by kckingcourt August 28, 2009
4
While you're banging her from behind, right when you're about to bust, you thumb a quarter into her asshole, then you pull out and drive it into her muddy starfish, and you blow all up in her ass.
by ghillie June 06, 2007
5
when you are taking a shit and you find the completly undigested remenince of something consumed, i.e. a corn kernel, a seseme seed, or a coin.
yo D,i just found some buried treasure and that shit was fuckin ill B. a fuckin garbanzo bean dawg. mint condition nukka!
by landing August 24, 2005