Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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"Burger Nipples" are nipples belonging to a female with a large (and often dark) areoli area, which makes them look like hambugers.
by Jamie W February 24, 2004
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If a woman's nipples are very large & dark, they are often referred to as burger nipples. They are not considered attractive, although people who have them seem to think they are, as they seem to want to show them off often enough...
by sexi lil sadie March 18, 2005
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the circle of different coloured skin around the nipple is called the burger if this is incredibly large it is a burger nipple.
my old girlfriend had burger nipples
by hugh jass October 02, 2003