The way a complete numbnuts would spell burgle. The way an even bigger numbnuts would spell burgle and then publish it on Urban Dictionary. Why the fascination with such a mundane, pedestrian, functional word? Why am I even posting this definition?

The act of taking things that do not belong to you. What a burglar does.

A stomach condition in which the stomach make the "burga-lerga-lerga-lerga" sound.

pronounced: (Burg-uh-late)

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

One who burgles turds.

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

a man who sucks stolen turds