May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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Sucking down someones 2-liter with total disregard of them wanting to ever drink out of that bottle again. Usually confused with a holke- one who normally just sucks down the 2 liters but leaves excess beard-hair on the opening of the bottle.
"Damn, no need to burch the whole bottle of pepsi."
"Rob totally sucks, he burched my sunkist before I could even try it"
by ChosenGeet, I'm Geeting. November 25, 2007
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to screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.
"Who burched this cable installation?" or "He was burching his boyfriend last night."
by Kyle Faber November 15, 2006
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acting gay, or performing homosexual taunts
"oi, that guy bare burch bruv "
"stop doing burch tricks I aint in to that!"
by Vick P November 24, 2006
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1. (v)to intervene when others are doing a good job and thru your actions result in the job being done exceptionally poor.
2. (v)to completely miss the point and result in failure.
3. (v)to, in a professional setting, take twice the time, twice the money and twice the resources to do a job half as good as a novice's first attempt.
4. (v)to blunder with extreme ignorance.
5. (v)to fail, but claim victory.
6. (v)to walk away from or abandon adversity.
7. (v) to fail, be given an opportunity to correct failure, then try to merely achieve original failure.
1. I was trying to tighten the bolts with a ratchet and the boss placed his hand over mine to use the ratchet. Literally holding my hand. When we added coolant it went everywhere. He totally burched it.
2. "I wiped my jacket as clean as I could manage and said, 'You burched it. I didn't literally want the shit to hit the fan."
3. I knew he'd burched it when he hired two zoo keepers and bought 3 monkeys just to open that banana.
4. Scott: Girls aren't as good at anything as boys.
Joe: That's a pretty burched opinion.
5. The boat had capsized, but an air pocket kept it afloat. When he told the passengers, "At least it's still afloat," they all knew he had burched it.
6. Blair: where is he going?
Jim: He's leaving. He couldn't add 7 to 35.
Blair. So he just burched it?
7. He landed in the pond and we gave him a mulligan. He burched it. He's in the pond again.
by captainchez April 01, 2015
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To screw something up. Also can be used in place of any unnamed male homosexual activity.
"Who burched this cable installation?"

"He was burching his boyfriend last night."
by sexmachine*b February 09, 2010
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