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1. A resin from fecal matter and underwear lint that hardens into a crusty mass around the rim of the anus. The mass often resembles tiny dingleberries massed together in bunches.
2. Crusy Anus berries when picked and smoked gives a euphoric high and intense visuals. Warning: may cause vomiting or retching from bio-flavonoids
2. Crusy Anus berries when picked and smoked gives a euphoric high and intense visuals. Warning: may cause vomiting or retching from bio-flavonoids
by Brad Dixon April 03, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A sex act whereby the giver's mouth creates an air-tight lock on the area between a man's testicles and his anus, sucking acutely so as to leave a concentrated patch of burst blood-vessels resembling a hickey.
Furthermore, the female adaptation of said act whereby the giver creates aforementioned vacuum seal around the area of a woman's vagina and anus, in order to create an irritated patch of skin, is most commonly known as a Squash-Blossom.
Furthermore, the female adaptation of said act whereby the giver creates aforementioned vacuum seal around the area of a woman's vagina and anus, in order to create an irritated patch of skin, is most commonly known as a Squash-Blossom.
1. (male) "Hey bruh, that PYT I picked up from the club last night totally gave me a bungleberry before AND after I got it in."
"That's amazing bruh! You better lock it down quick."
2. (female) "Hey honey, seeing as it's my birthday, it would be really sweet of you to go downtown tonight."
"But baby, isn't it around that time of the month? Could I just take a rain-check and give you a nice affectionate Squash-Blossom instead?"
"That's amazing bruh! You better lock it down quick."
2. (female) "Hey honey, seeing as it's my birthday, it would be really sweet of you to go downtown tonight."
"But baby, isn't it around that time of the month? Could I just take a rain-check and give you a nice affectionate Squash-Blossom instead?"
by Richard Lips February 05, 2012