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A collection of Bungle Fingers. Since no one, not even top scholars on the subject, are entirely sure how many fingers Bungle had the general consensus is that it must contain no less that 3 Bungle fingers, and no more that 5. Also a very integral part of 'Geoffrey's Revenge'. See Geoffrey's revenge for more details.
'I dropped a proper Bungle fist in the bog. I ain't proud, But I enjoy watching them pricks try to poke it dahn wiv a stick. Gertcha!" - Chas Hodges, Of Chas and Dave fame in the 'Half Moon' Pub in Putney. The dirty bugger.
by Jimi The Saint May 23, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011