A serial pedophile/ child nabber looking man, usually is dressed in old cheap track suits for easy undressing and will have big pop bottle glasses from the late 1980's covering his eyes, but this is not always the case. Always drives old beat up full-sized vans from the 1970's to 1980's, the curtains on the van will always be closed.

Any kid with in the 80's with a mullet.

This is a for the phenomenon that happens to middle age men. Loss of sexual desire and a mild case of erectile disfunction which seems to reciprocate throughout the year . It generally starts around the age of 35. It gets its name from the sitcom Married with children, Which the main star Al Bundy (Ed Oneil) is trying to avoid having sex with his provocative wife.

The sexual act in which the female is pegging the male whilst donning a strap-on. And complaining in his ear the whole time. Repeating is it Thursday yet?

To put a short heeled shoe in a large girls mouth during intercourse (normally while in doggy style position) ; while refrefering to Ed O'neal who played "Al Bundy" in American T.V. show "Married with Children" we're he worked as a shoe salesmen and often had to deal with large weman an wanting to purchase small shoes, in his home town of Chicago, Illinois

2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.

A word used to express your reaction to a bad/strong smell.