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When you hit an animal with the front / back of your car and blood splatters on the car, the animal has become bumper ketchup.
Person 1: Dude was that a rabbit you just hit?
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
Person 2: Meh, it's bumper ketchup now.
Person 1: It'll be a bastard to clean off though...
by Exce$$ May 16, 2008
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018