A shot of vodka and a key bump of cocaine

noun Barack Obama's fist bump with wife Michelle during
the election campaign. Interpreted by talking heads on Faux
News to be some sign that he's associated with terrorists.

When two guys fist a girl, one fisting her vagina, the other fisting her butthole. The fists then meet up in the middle. Forming a fist bump.

The act of two males, after urinating, bump the tips of their penis' (glans penis) together using the excess urine (dribble) as a lubricant.

The act of two males, after urinating, bumping the tips of their penis' together (glans penis) using the excess urine as a lubricant.

A/The Canadian colloquial phrase for a Handjob, typically suffixed by Ey.

The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.

Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.

(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )