“yo you should tell the teacher that Johnny was beating the crap out of you”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
by mr.meosfavstudent October 15, 2018
A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .
by blastinU November 02, 2014
by Etchabetch September 22, 2015
When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'
Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
by The WizzaRrd August 30, 2011
When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
by Nfarnold21 July 14, 2015
by Never been fisted September 15, 2017