Fingering someone's bottom-hole.

When you stick a pine leaf into your japseye

When you have a raucous shit and wiping ain’t cutting it, so a bumhole shower is in order

When your asshole grows arms and folds itself into a bird and flies away.

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

When ur dad puts it inside u without consent and u have to use a plunger to free urself from the anal pain