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Man: Dude, I really have to take a shit but it won't come out.
Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.
Friend: That's okay, I can assist you with a bumbortion.
by Good through 2012 November 02, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018