What is John up to tonight?
He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
by Daneye0113 January 06, 2010
i walked in on my brother the other day and he was stood on the bed having a wank with his thumb up his arse. he just turned around and said "fuck off! i'm trying to have a fudgie bum wank"
by thesuperbirdman July 24, 2009
The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
by PokeyMassiv October 24, 2008
Putting your finger in your bum to aid wanking if you have taken a load of oats and it's taking a while!
I opted for a Finger Bum Wank last night
by J-Boner! August 13, 2008
by Nizzlebizzlenizzle August 19, 2011
Pressing the bum cheeks of another man/women together whilst vigorously moving your penis up and down, between the pressed cheeks.
by WolfCIS December 14, 2010