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Trying to hang yourself but being unable to even kick the chair from beneath you. Variations: (Randy Bullocked)
guy 1 : did you hear the texans shitty field goal kicker tried to kill himself after those misses Sunday.

Guy2: No . What happened.

guy1; he couldnt even kick the chair out from under him

Guy 2: LOL his suicide attempt was Bullocked.
by freespin66 November 24, 2013
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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Blindsided. Caught by total surprise. Publicly embarassed.
Her boyfriend was cheating on her....she was totally bullocked!!
by docsdeb May 05, 2010
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When your girlfriend is embarrassed of you and won't take your relationship to social media or tell her friends
She felt bullocked over him and didn't tell her friends she had a boyfriend
by SleepingTom November 20, 2019
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