Ross: "I bet her arse hole is nice"

Daley: "I bet it is like a bullet hole in a pig - a tight pink hole...but with out the bleeding"

Ross: "he he - do you want the pink or the pink"

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”