When you French kiss a bullimic girl, and stuck your tongue too far and she throws up on you

(Bulimia is not a joke is you think you might be struggling reach out for help)

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.