Take a used condom, put it between two fingers, pull back with the opposite hand stretching the condom in the loaded position, aim, finally let that mutha fucka fly.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.