Affectionate term for a child

Grumpy person - usually older, can be attributed to any person who is being a grumpy pain in the bum.

An affectionate term for a child, particularly when it isn't listening to the adult, the implication being that the child's ears (lugs) have been fucked (or buggered) and can no longer hear as a result.

In British English, a term used as a polite euphemism for the stronger "bugger". Often the word is changed as the speaker realises his/her audience.
Usually an exclamatory remark

An affectionate term for a female friend, if you're from up north!

Longish pork-chop sideburns used for handles during gay sex from behind.

When you can't tell where your asshole stops and your twat starts.