Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014

Buffing The Finger

Rather than just "flicking the finger" at someone, Buffing The Finger involves the individual making an all too ostentatious and elaborate show of buffing up or polishing their middle finger finger nail; this in itself should be seen as part of the overall gesture. Given that the gesture itself is elaborate, it would do no harm to embellish the overall presentation of the digit with a quip such as "I made this for you... can you see your face in it?".

I saw she was buffing the finger at me so I polished up my retort...!

by Vengeful Spirit December 9, 2011

buffing off

Ad verb 1-Masturbating with the inside of ones elbow. .

I was walking home from work last night and their was a homeless man buffing off in the alley.

by stiches95 July 17, 2014

Buffing the Pearl

Female masturbation without the use of mechanical devices.

Jennifer was late to class because she lost track of time while buffing the pearl.

by Anthony Caporale February 26, 2006

well-buffed

When one is not sober, but not intoxicated enough to be drunk.

He's well-buffed, he's had a few beers.

by R.D. Cal July 23, 2008

Buffing agent

Buffing agent -Substances cut into cocaine to make amount larger with cheaper substance.

Baking Soda was used as a buffing agent in cocaine. Lactose is commonly usee to cut cocaine with.

by Xboxlive_paradigm erra March 5, 2017

Booty buffing

Another word for anilingus, meaning licking someones asshole.

Bob had a serious case of explosive diarrhea, so booty buffing was off the table.

by Naatje December 23, 2018