Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.
Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
by psychomage March 03, 2016
3
noun
closely related to the beer belly just the fact that it is on an asian man containing good luck; also is vastly superior to the six-pack
closely related to the beer belly just the fact that it is on an asian man containing good luck; also is vastly superior to the six-pack
by duder0103 June 24, 2005
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John: "Damn, did you see her Buddha belly?"
Mike: "Hell ya, she had to stay on her side in bed because it kept kicking me!"
Mike: "Hell ya, she had to stay on her side in bed because it kept kicking me!"
by Husband of a Buddha belly September 02, 2008