I work with a kid that might get laid if he wasn't Bucktoothless.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

RJ is Buck Toothless. If he got them fixed he might get laid someday.