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Verb: to take ones shirt off at a party and pelvic thrust while bashing beer cans with your face.
Noun: a person with excessive belly hair and nose bleeds
Favorite words: Douche, Twat, Cunt, and any variation or combination of these words
Noun: a person with excessive belly hair and nose bleeds
Favorite words: Douche, Twat, Cunt, and any variation or combination of these words
by Cjraburn July 13, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005