A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.

Take care of something with minimal effort barely reaching criteria.

a direct roast on footballer Bruno Fernandes who is known for being extremely skilled when it comes down to penalty kicks, where rival fans cry because of the stats he put up.

A man on a mission. Big forehead, track star, yah dun kno, affiliated with the Gucci gang , has girls such as ed and lizette. Can do your homework.

Bruno is a Fucking god and not to be messed with he has massive dick energy and Is far Cooler than Lila, Ford, Leroy And Jack

She is truly a one of a kind, someone who is indescribable by just issuing adjectives. Christina Bruno is so talented, gorgeous, exotic, loving, caring and all around just a perfect person. I don’t know what anyone would be able to do without her loving affection whenever they are down. She is so sweet and cares for everyone first before herself. This is only a small portion to the description but I don’t believe anyone reading this can be deemed worthy of reading the rest.

The most amazing girl in the world. Absolutely drop dead gorgeous but she doesn’t see it. She can put a smile on you face no matter how upset you are. I hope everyone gets to meet a madi Bruno once in their life.