Breakfast + Lunch = Brunch

Brunch + Turkey = Brunchurkey.

Cause if you're up at 4AM, you might as well cook a turkey.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.