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Bastard Drummond. Synonymous with bad Drummond. This creature lurks within a normally loveable and docile human being but reveals himself after copious amounts of one Mr. Jim Beam. Drummond is typically a fratty and sociable creature but Jim Beam turns this monstrously huge being into a bully known for picking on the weak and racist remarks. Much like drinking and driving, pain killers and meth, or Brett Favre and a cell phone, do not mix Drummond and Jim Beam.
Hey dude we got so hammered last night and my boy Drummond killed 2/3 of a fifth of Jim Beam by himself. He tried to fight every frat boy in sight, pissed on the edge of a busy road, and ran off in the night for six blocks before I finally caught him on his knees with his hands behind his head like a fucking episode of Cops. Then he talked shit to everyone we passed while I carried him home. Typical Brummond night.
by Deez Neutz June 19, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011