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The act of defecating inside a woman's vagina, ejaculating one's load upon the vagina and finally putting out a cigar or cigarette on top of the mixture of dung and semen. All this is to be done on a very special occasion; predominantly on a birthday.
Oi mate, did you see my post on facebook last night?
Yeah lad, that were right grim... What cake was that? Ham and Chocolate?
Nah mate, that were a Brummie Birthday Cake.
by Russell Feathers June 20, 2016
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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