cunnilingus through a scab. The receiving party should have a large scab covering their vaginal opening. The partner performing the act pokes through the scab with his/her tongue, or chews through it with their teeth in order to perform oral sex. Swallowing the scab is optional.
i went down on Zoe and much to my chagrin, a creme brulee was in order to finish the act.
by jar bear August 15, 2004
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When a woman catches a guy's cum in her hand and then gently blows on it until the top layer solidifies. Then she has to lightly tap the "crust" with her fingernail and eat her lovely desert.
I gave my girlfriend a lovely creme brulee the other night.
by Cee Reezy March 15, 2008
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The sexual act preformed after ejaculation where the recipient sprinkles cane sugar on the cum and proceeds to caramelize the top with a kitchen torch.
-Optionally garnished with berries...the concoction is consumed.
-To make "Diet", simply use a sugar substitute
Sarah typically ends her day, with a fresh, creamy cum brulee.
by DSCUMBRULEE November 21, 2009
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i had to floss after performing creme brulee on her
by jar bear August 16, 2004
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A reference to HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, in which Zeke is a basketball player who likes to cook.
Creme Brulee! Keep your voice down low! Not another word! No! Not another peep! No!!!!
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You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.

As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.

Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
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