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When your shit comes out like brownie batter and is usually smeared all over your butt cheeks. After the initial ten wipes it becomes very apparent when you have brownie butt. Typically taking several trips to the bathroom throughout the day to be fully cleaned.
dude 1: "You alright bro?"
dude 2: "No, I've had brownie butt since lunch."
dude 1: "Get a wet towel and take care of that shit."
dude 2: "No, I've had brownie butt since lunch."
dude 1: "Get a wet towel and take care of that shit."
by Timothy Burr December 19, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018