A teabagging legislator who is covered in santorum.

To routinely and cowardly turn your back towards the shitstorm of intolerance and inequality even though you have sworn an oath to all men being created equal.

Verb - To go overboard and abuse whatever power you have (political or otherwise) to retaliate against an insignificant negative statement by someone with little to no influence, thus making a gigantic ass of yourself in the process.

Noun - A person who brownbacks

Note: Named after Gov. Sam Brownback who paid thousands to demand an apology from some high school kid who tweeted that "he sucked" to about 60 followers.

Using fecal material as lubricant in unprotected anal sex.

Is the act of using your own fecal matter to as lubricant for sexual enjoyment while watching porn.

1) a sex act allegedly illegal in the state of Kansas involving unprotected anal sex where santorum remains on penetrating penis and then without washing the santorum off engaging in anal sex once again or coitus. Origin: a portmanteau of "brown" + "bare-back"

2) the governor of Kansas

A sexual act, preferred by Republicans in which loose stools are are rubbed on the back, over the eyes and in the mouth of one's partner while Fox News plays in the background.