when ur workin in a restaurant and sum guy pisses u off actin like a dickhead so u stick your finger up your ass and wipe shit on his burger tellin em its brown sauce

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When during sex, you pull out and poop on a Special ed kid.