girl 1 : oh my god girl, what happened to you, your all beat up
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
girl 2 : i dont know, we went to a party last night, and everything was going good, till we got home. thats when he chris brown'd me
girl 1 : that bastard
by Thantos February 10, 2009
noun
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Being hit by someone that's usually very nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit you.
Alternatively, you can Chris Brown a person if you are the nice/innocent/doesn't seem like they'd hit someone type of person.
Past- Chris Brown'd
Present- Chris Browning
Future- will/going to Chris Brown
Girl: I got Chris Brown'd last night by my boyfriend! I didn't think he had it in him.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
OR
Boy: I don't know what got over me last night, but I totally Chris Brown'd my girl.
by Miraxe February 16, 2009
Verb: An action describing when a steroid filled male displays cowardice and maliciously beats on his hot girlfriend in a fit of rage. (allegedly)
by Bobaloo222 February 19, 2009
by DebotimusPrime May 08, 2013
Counting on someone to do a good job only to be continuously disappointed time and time again by varying levels of complete and utter nonsense.
Sally: Carl got Antonio Brown'd in this year's fantasy draft.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.
Edmond: How so?
Sally: By drafting Antonio Brown.
by Rusty Salmon September 10, 2019
Yo, I still can't believe Tom "Chris Brown'd" Stacy, she has cuts and bruises all over her face now.
by Walter2Shrooms2Acid February 23, 2009
A phrase named after the ex-counselor and (in chronological order) Prime minister of the United Kingdom for loosing money , keeping your money scattered all over the floor, having no money management skills or compleatly fucking something up financialy
Person A: Oh shit, I just Gordon Brown'd my five pound note!
Person B: Oh no!
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Person B: How much money do you have?
Person A: I have no idea; all the money I have is scattered around my bedroom floor and is in twenty pence pieces.
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Person B: You Idiot! Did you sell all our gold reserves when gold was at it's lowest price!?
Person A: Oops, sorry, I guess I just Gordon Brown'd
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Person B: You just spent £100000 in investing in cardboard tubes!?
Person A: Yes, it's a good investment due to the fact toilet roll sales are increasing.
Person B: You Fucktard we are going to go bankrupt; you just Gordon Brown'd us!
Person B: Oh no!
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Person B: How much money do you have?
Person A: I have no idea; all the money I have is scattered around my bedroom floor and is in twenty pence pieces.
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Person B: You Idiot! Did you sell all our gold reserves when gold was at it's lowest price!?
Person A: Oops, sorry, I guess I just Gordon Brown'd
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Person B: You just spent £100000 in investing in cardboard tubes!?
Person A: Yes, it's a good investment due to the fact toilet roll sales are increasing.
Person B: You Fucktard we are going to go bankrupt; you just Gordon Brown'd us!
by Cameron8276 December 28, 2010