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When you are having anal sex, and it goes wrong, and you get shit on your nob, and inevitably on your boxers.
Was with a woman last night and she gave me a brown Calvin.
by D4ymo84 September 16, 2020
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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